Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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