It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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