WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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