This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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