I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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