ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
My bed smells like the plague
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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