That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
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It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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