Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
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can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
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Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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