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The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
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I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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