Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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