Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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