You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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