dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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