Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Never let your siblings swipe right.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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