There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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