This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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