its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
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First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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