are you still at the devil's house?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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