Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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