babies were throwing up all over the place
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
His hands were made for my vagina.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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