awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Terrible idea I love it
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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