just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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