I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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