why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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