I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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