the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
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There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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