Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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