Don't you send me to vm
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Randomize
