SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
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He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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