Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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