party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
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i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home