My girlfriend figured out who you are.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...