I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.