I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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