Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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