That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
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Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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