Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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