I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Randomize
