That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
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She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
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Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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