Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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