Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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