I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
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something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
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CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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