omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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