I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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