What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
How does one acquire holy water?
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
