if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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