i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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