i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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