Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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