names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Then you guys just all showered together...?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
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