no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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