Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
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Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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