I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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