Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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