can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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