Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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