It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
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I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
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