Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
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i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
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You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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