Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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